I went into The Revenant with managed expectations, and I came out feeling a mixture of profound disappointment and anger.
Leonardo DiCaprio? Check. Badass action? Check. Dramatic tension? Check. Tom Hardy? Check.
Yet despite all of this, the movie managed to waste nearly 3 hours of my life and fuck me sideways with my overpriced popcorn. My full review of The Revenant is below, but beware, it might cause a mid-life crisis for you if you previously enjoyed this wannabe masterpiece.